We the Fans of the St. Louis Rams, in Order to form a more perfect Football Team, establish a Winning Tradition, insure use of the Running Game, provide for the common (and bolstered) defense, promote the level of Special Teams play, and secure the Blessings of the Playoffs to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Petition for the Fans of the St. Louis Rams.

When in the Course of the football season, it becomes necessary for one team's fan base to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another... a decent respect to the opinions of Reasonable Fans requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that Mike Martz ia a Moron, that all fans are created equal, that they are endowed by their Team with certain unalienable expectations, that among these are a Good Offense, Solid Defense and the pursuit of the Playoffs. --That to secure these rights, Coaches are instituted among Players, deriving their just powers from the approval of the Fans, --That whenever any Coaching Staff becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Fans to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Coaching Staffs, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Dignity and Playoff Hopes.

Common Sense, indeed, will dictate that Coaching Staffs long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that Fans are more disposed to suffer, while Losses are sufferable, than to right themselves by Firing the Coaches to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of Poor Plays Called and Idiotic Challenges, pursuing invariably the same Object brings about a Game Plan to reduce them to an under .500 team, it is a fan's right, it is their duty, to throw off such Coaching Staffs, and to provide new Coaches for their future seasons.

—Such has been the patient sufferance of these Rams Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Coaching Staff. The history of the present Head Coach of the Rams [Mike Martz] is a history of repeated injuries to the team and critical mistakes on the sidelines, all having as a direct result the establishment of a tradition of Under-performance for this team. To prove this, let The Case be submitted to a candid world.

Signers:

Benjamin Cook
MUCK FARTZ !

Les Stovall
FIRE HIM!

Jason Simon
I don't even know where to begin so I'll just say we gotta get rid of this guy he is the worst coach I've ever seen!

Scott Joz
The most kocky arrogant SOB to ever coach in the history of the NFL, FIRE HIM

Sam Sanghavi

Bob Westhill
Get rid of him... what an idiot!

Anthony Fera
TURNOVERS, its a reflection of the coach and the importance he puts on it, Its time to turnover MARTZ!!

Darryl Pearson
Why?........just watch the games..

Tim Rose
I agree, I wanted him gone last year, offer him his old job back and make him swallow his pride.

Marc Bulger *
The team never comes out ready to play and [is] the most sloppy team in football, ALL a reflection of coaching or a lack of coaching.YOUR FIRED!!

Harold Booker
This is a 10-6 team that Martz will turn into a 6-10 team. Imagine what a real coach would have done with the talent we've had these last few years!

Dan Patrick (not the ESPN one)
He couldn't game plan his way out of a paper bag.

Eric Nichols
This is the worst head coach that St. Louis has ever had!

Bart Matthews
Martz is female. He holds grudges & gives players the cold shoulder. Where's Eric Crouch when you need him?

Chester Johnson
The guy if anything else just can't manage the clock well, and will challenge, dispite the obvious need to conserve the timeouts for a later time.

Mr. Yuk
Ya, I had season tickets from 98 to 03. What did ya do to Dicks team? Go back up in your booth where you belong.

Brandon Cranston
Fire this [guy]!

Kurt Warner *

Ccramsfan
I have been calling for his head since we LOST to Dave Campo and the Cowboys back in 2001! He is destroying OUR team.

Jim Rome *
This guy has made some epic mistakes. Note to Martz, try to mix in a run once in a while.

Pete Rose *
He can't be that bad. Or did he bet on his own team and that's why there is no running game?

Father Denny
Ahhh the Saints (not NO) must be weeping. All heaven is calling for his job! Where is the communion wine? I need a drink...

Andy White
It’s the same mistakes year after year with the same excuses.  If he hasn’t learned from his mistakes by now he never will!

Jake Reed
When we had Love Smith a D Cord. Why didnt we make him head coach and fire Fat Martz?

Craig Renfrow
He has got to go!!!!!!!!!

CobramanSTL
Still hasn't learned anything about how to be a HC in 5+ years, so it's time to go!

Jared Stueckel
He sucks...period.

Curtis Hawkley
My worst fear is another season with just enough wins so Martz can keep his job.

WIRams fan
MM-lovers think that no talented coaches exist...find the top NFL assistant coach or top NCAA head coach. who understands "D", S.T.s, & 30 rushes/gm - then hire him.

Ryan David
Nothing like turn the Roll Royce of the NFL into beat up old buick in five years...

Adam Simpson
He needs to challenge a call when the call is acutally close. Instead of wasting the Rams timeouts.

LongTimeRamsFan
He is the only coach in the NFL to lose games for his team. Gotta Go!

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